One of the funniest WSJ articles ever:

U.S. Says It Will Bail Out Christmas

He he...
  • A failure of Santa poses a "systemic risk".
  • Pelosi promises bailout money only if Santa promises to "go green"
  • Oprah as the "Christmas czar"
QOTD
"They call me Heat Miser
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!"
- Heat Miser
he he... yow, bill

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