What the heck is going on?
Let's start with a fun QOTD, shall we?

QOTD
"All the Liquor, None of the Clothes"
- Radio slogan for strip club Club 390
Well, down to business.
Ya know, it's Feb 20th... we're only 1 month into this deal.
Anyway, President Obama has had his share of problems with cabinet members: Richardson (investigated by the feds), Geithner (taxes), Daschle (taxes, asshole), and some others...
Well, here are three Obama cabinet members in the news this week.

1. Hillary, Sec of State
In her first jaunt as Sec of State, Hillary rolled over for the Chinese:
"But our pressing on those issues can't interfere on the global economic crisis, the global climate change crisis and the security crisis."
- Hillary on "those issues", um, human rights violations in China
Some lefties are having a cow: Activists 'shocked' at Clinton stance on China rights

2. Eric Holder, Attorney General
Eric thinks you're a coward.
"Though this nation has proudly thought of itself as an ethnic melting pot, in things racial we have always been and I believe continue to be, in too many ways, essentially a nation of cowards."
- Eric Holder
Memo to Eric. Um, you're a black guy... um, and you're boss over there... um, the president... well, he's a black guy too. Are you following any of this, Eric?

And here's some nabob, Professor Nabob actually, who gracelessly twists logic in an attempt to make some sense out of Holder's stupidity: Holder wants to tear down wall of race

3. Ray LaHood, Transportation Secretary
And last but not least... Ray.
Now, let me remind you again... Ray is our Transportation Secretary. Not some crackpot or governor of some ridiculously small, stupid state. No, Ray's a big shot in the Obama administration with an eye on setting transportation-related policy over the next n years.
"We should look at the vehicular miles program where people are actually clocked on the number of miles that they traveled."
- Ray LaHood on the feds putting a GPS in every car so that they can tax you for every mile you drive
Now, if you want extra fun, here's the AP's unbiased article on the matter: AP Interview: LaHood eyes taxing miles driven. Ah journalism... lowest of all professions: "many transportation experts" see this as a long-term... fuck off, OK.
Oops. Got a little nasty there.
Sorry.
Ray, please fuck off.

To President Obama's credit, even he can sniff out this loser, and his spokes-doggy immediately panned the notion. Sorry, Ray... but that's some solid thinking there. Dolt.

4. Joe Biden, Vice President
Hmm.
Sorry, I can't find anything Biden said or did in the past month. Stay tuned.

Wrap
I do credit President Obama: hide Biden, ignore LaHood, and bomb the snot out of Pakistan. That is a noteworthy triple shot.

I swear I'm on this fucking media blackout, but some stuff still seaps through.
I go to Yahoo just now and it's a banner headline: "Obama warns mayors not to waste stimulus money". Hey thanks Yahoo and President Obama for hopping on that.

Maybe this economic recession/depression/whatever will have a positive side effect.
Maybe nonsense like this stuff won't be tolerated.
Maybe.

Well for now, the smartest one of the bunch (Obama, Hillary, et al) seems to be the marketing guy over at Club 390. He he.
smoke em if you got em boys... yow, bill

PS - google "cabinet of boobs"... get it?!?!

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