Good one... QOTD
SB: I hate you, Patrick.
PS: I hate you too.
SB: I hate you no matter what.
PS: I'd hate you even if I didn't hate you.
SB: I'd hate you even if that made sense.
PS: I'd hate you even if you were me. That's how much I hate you.
- Spongebob last night
Spongebob is usually a coin toss... about half the episodes have enough adult-level fun in them.

Book: "Too Fat to Fish" by Artie Lange
Review: 2 bill-stars (out of 5)... not worth it.

The book was light reading, alright... and that picture on the cover is pretty funny. The rest of the thing just wasn't very funny though. Dop.

Best story... some studio sent Artie to rehab as a condition of doing some movie. There was no way Artie was going to finish the program, that is, stay drug-free. His counselor/sponsor was pushing Artie to put more time and effort into rehab... all concerned and such. So, Artie mentions that he might be able to make a donation to the place if they pushed his paperwork through. Done. So, he bribed his way out of rehab and into his movie role. Excellent.

The worst part of the book was Artie's persistent "I'm an addict" excuse.
Ya know.
I'm selfish. I'm violent. I'm rude. I'm a slob. I'm a jerk. I'm smelly. I'm insulting. I'm late. I'm a liar. I'm unhealthy. I'm a burden.
No, wait!
I'm an addict. That's it! That's the problem. Oh, and throw in... I've got personal problems, too.

It's the ultimate hall pass, right.
not fat, not fishing... yow, bill

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