QOTD
"Transporter malfunction"
- The beginning to many a Star Trek episode
1. Evil Goatee
Three best "transporter malfunction" Star Treks:
  1. Best is easy... good/evil universes and Spock with a goatee.
  2. Kirk exchanges bodies with a chick
  3. The transporter turns Captain Janeway (Star Trek Voyager) into a space turtle or something and she takes the opportunity to get pregnant. I remember taunting Holly about it (she loved Janeway) more than I remember the episode.
2. Jump a car
Here's a video of current (not for long) Cub Joey Gathright jumping over a car. He does it so effortlessly, it's anti-climatic. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cySfw8f0beg

I'll admit I jumped a car or two in my day. Little different than Mr. Gathright:
  • I jumped over the hood.
  • Or jump from the ground to the roof.
  • I always had to bust a gut to do it.
QOTD
"I don't remember the last time I touched a basketball rim."
- Williamt
3. Illogic

QOTD
"The illogic is exquisite."
- WSJ article (below) on President Obama pulling the plug on school vouchers
Here's the op-ed: A President and his Priorities
Politics over education.
illogical, captain... yow, bill

PS - There's old Captain Janeway. We met her at Disney World. Very nice. Holly still has her autograph somewhere. I'll bet she was a hot turtle. He he.

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