Phew.
That was close.
Looks like we'll just miss global environmental armageddon by:
  1. Painting our roofs white
  2. Making roads a paler color
  3. Paint cars in cool or light colors
Glad we figured this shit out in time: US wants to paint the world white to save energy
OK, "we" didn't figure it out... Energy guy (and scary nobel lauriate) Steven Chu figured it out.
Again. Phew.

QOTD
"We are on a path that scares me."
- S Chu, US Energy something or other
Me too, bub.

Hey, I want to contribute! The feds should mandate that all bikinis be white. No, wait. We'll tax all non-white bikinis. Hmm... is that politically incorrect? Jeez, this is tougher than I thought. No wonder Steven Chu is so dang smart.
white bikinis plural... yow, bill

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