Silliness + capitalism = money (I hope).

QOTD

"You could save 2 trees a year"

- spam from Office Depot, in a big-ass font because it's so important
Yeah, I can save the planet by buying Office Depot's recycled paper.
OK, maybe not.
Of course, I'm not actually saving the planet or even 2 tress... I'm just making them more money. That's what this nonsense is about.

How about this little money-maker:

The Hand Washing For Life Institute

It looks like some dorky guy making a buck. Oh, there he is right there... all consultant-like. God bless him. And wash your hands!

Everybody is twisting in odd, nonsexual (just clarifying) shapes to get some of the "green" kitty or whatever other politically correct nonsense comes down the road.

I'm a bit ambivalent I guess. Dang, I'd rather companies focused on something real, or does that even really matter? There is a big difference though between Office Depot and the Hand-washing guy and the feds. I decide whether to give those guys money... the feds just take, take, take... money and control.
scrub-a-dub-dub... yow, bill

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