You think this blog sucks?
Here's the worst blog I've ever read: http://fiverulesforlife.blogspot.com/

OK, OK, I'm a bit negative here, but shit, spend 2 minutes reading the thing. People send in their 5 rules for life to this guy, and he posts them. It's surprisingly horrifying... like everyone is channeling Oprah or something.

Worst of the bunch is a guy who has a life rule to "Live in the Dash", with this saccharin QOTD.

QOTD
"Your Birth and Death dates are etched on your tombstone. They are separated by a dash ( - ). Use the dash, the in-between, to live your life."
- Gawd awful submission to Five Rules For Life blog
Argh. Let me find a bikini out there to recover.
Ah, here we go... a bunch-a bikinis!

Five Rules sucks... bikinis rule!
later... yow, bill

PS - Here's the opposite of "5 Rules"... a fun (doggy) link completely lacking pretense:

www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf

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