1. Tiger. Crazy Ambien Sex.
I'll bet a dollar Tiger had some Ambien coursing through his blood, driving that Escalade all willy-nilly.

QOTD

"She told a friend she had crazy Ambien sex with Tiger."
- Tiger tales, source

In that last article Tiger's agent called the Ambien claim "reprehensible."
If I were representing Tiger, I might shy away from the word reprehensible, eh.

Granted I haven't read many articles, but I have yet to see a Tiger article that focuses on him having 3 yo and 9 month-old kids. I know we live in a loosier and goosier society, but jeez... if banging every cocktail waitress you bump into when your new bride is home pregnant or with the kids or both isn't, um, reprehensible, then what is?

Argh.
I thought the National Enquirer was one of the last bastions of real journalism. I guess I'm only left with "The Morning News" for true, hard-hitting journalism.

QOTD2

"In 2007, according to two people familiar with the negotiations, Mr. Woods and his representatives made a deal with American Media, the company that owns the National Enquirer, to quash a story detailing an alleged affair. In exchange, Mr. Woods posed on the cover and did an interview for another American Media property, Men's Fitness, these people say. American Media declined to comment on this issue."
- Sweeping Tiger shenanigans under the rug, How Tiger's Top Man is Managing the Crisis

Ambien will also be Tiger's out, eventually: "Oh, I was addicted to Ambien, so..."
Whatever.

2. Fantasy Football
Punkin win!
I'm the Punkin. Ty is the F-14.
Ty's New Orleans defense had been credited with a TD on a fumble return by the Saint offense (ole Robert Meacham to the right)... then, overnight, Yahoo took it away.

Adding to the fun... this shit made the WSJ this morning:


Punkin are 9-3-1. First place. Sorry Ty.
he he... yow, bill

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