LetsPlay2 2004 

Life at the Halfway Point

July 5, 2004

The "real" All-Stars were chosen today, and we're at the halfway point of the MLB season as most teams have played around 80 games. So, here's some shenanigans for you to enjoy...

LP2 All-Star Team

The All-Star team was chosen using Yahoo rankings as of July 5, 2004. No, they're not perfect, but sue me.

Pos Player (team) Yahoo 

Rank

Team
C I-Rod (det) 38 Pelican
1B Pujols (stl) 6 Homowner
2B M Young (tex) 37 Cameltoe
3B S Rolen (stl) 5 Golem
SS A-Rod (nyy) 14 Jelly
OF Vlad (ana) 1 Golem
OF Abreu (phi) 3 Cameltoe
OF Bonds (sfo) 8 Whiteshark
DH Beltran (hou) 9 Pelican
       
SP Big Unit (ari) 2 Cameltoe
SP J Schmidt (sfo) 4 Homowner
RP A Benitez (fla) 13 Storm
RP Gagne (los) 20 Pelican
P Schilling (bos) 7 Golem
       
Reserves (players ranked in the top 20): 
  • M Ramirez (bos) Homowner
  • J Thome (phi) Cameltoe
  • R Clemens (hou) Whiteshark
  • B Sheets (mil) Gspot
  • M Lawton (cle) Whiteshark
  • H Blalock (tex) Gspot
  • C Crawford (tam) Pelican
  • D Ortiz (bos) Storm

Some tidbits:

LP2 Standings after 12 weeks

Snarfed from Yahoo, here's the standings at the halfway point:
 Rank Team W-L-T WPct GB Last Week Moves 
 1 Gotham City Golems 72-38-10 .642 - 2-7-1
 2 coocheyvillecameltoe 63-51-6 .550 11 7-1-2
 3 Naperville Homowners 60-53-7 .529 13.5 7-2-1
 4 westmont pelicans 58-51-11 .529 13.5 2-6-2 14 
 5 LaGrange G-Spots 55-52-13 .513 15.5 6-2-2
 6 whitesharks 53-53-14 .500 17 7-2-1
 7 Hilo Storm 50-59-11 .463 21.5 1-7-2 11 
 8 KY Jellies 28-82-10 .275 44 2-7-1 13 

The first half has been a tale of two teams. The Golem have been mighty all year long... out to a commanding (though not insurmountable) 11 game lead on the field. The Jelly have been just as consistent a train wreck.

Assuming neither of these two primary stories changes in the second half, then two questions remain for "the pack". Who will get the 2nd place bye? And more importantly, who will get the 7th place lottery pick along with the Jelly? Yow!

BPR

The Bill Power Rankings at the halfway for pitching, hitting and overall:

Pitching
  1. Cameltoe 34
  2. Homowner 30
  3. Golem 28
  4. Gspot 25
  5. Storm 21
  6. Whiteshark 18
  7. Pelican 16
  8. Jelly 8
Hitting
  1. Cameltoe 36
  2. Golem 32
  3. Pelican 28
  4. Gspot 28
  5. Whiteshark 18
  6. Storm 15
  7. Homowner 14
  8. Jelly 10
Overall
  1. Cameltoe 65
  2. Golem 55
  3. Gspot 48
  4. Pelican 40
  5. Homowner 39
  6. Whiteshark 31
  7. Storm 31
  8. Jelly 13

The Cameltoe first place stats belie their second place status. We'll see if this trend continues in the second half. 

The Jelly are only 8 bprs off the worst possible score, achieved only by being the worst in every category in the league. The Jelly are worst in 7 of our 10 categories, with his best showing as the 3rd-ranked SB team in the league. Geez.

cub win... yow, bill

williamt@williamt.com