2004 All-Jonesy Team

All-Jonesy Team

Enjoy the goodness of the best starting lineup in the 2004 Jonesy season:

Pos	Player	Team	Points
QB	P Manning (ind)	Golem	224
RB	S Alexander (sea)	Girl	147
WR	TO (phi)	Beard	136
RB/WR	C Martin (nyj)	Redneck	134
WR/TE	M Harrison (ind)	Dancer	109
K	A Vinatieri (new)	G-Spot	122
D	Baltimore	Whiteshark	94

And the 2nd team...

Pos	Player	Team	Points
QB	Dante (min)	Vog	181
RB	Priest (kan)	Whiteshark	134
WR	J Horn (nor)	Redneck	102
RB/WR	Tiki (nyg)	Dancer	134
WR/TE	A Gates (sdg)	G-Spot	102
K	D Akers (phi)	Beaver	116
D	Seattle	Redneck	94

Honorable mentions to:

Pos	Player	Team	Points
QB	D McNabb (phi)	G-Spot	176
RB	LT (sdg)	Jelly	132
K	S Graham (cin)	Hammer	104
WR	J Walker (gnb)	Salsa	101
WR	Mushin (car)	Beaver	100
WR	R Wayne (ind)	Golem	98
D	Chicago	Rain	94

The All-Jonesy squad was picked based on each player's Yahoo fantasy points throughout the regular season. In the case of a tie, I went with the player's late-season momentum (for example, C-Mart over Tiki).

All-Jonesy Team Quiz... There are 14 teams in the league this year. Name the one team without a single player in the All-Jonesy 1st, 2nd or HM teams. The first person to email me ( williamt@williamt.com ) the correct answer gets a gift certificate for a 30-pack of ice cold Icehouse in a can. A prize with a retail value of over $7. Go!

Jonesy MVP

Drum roll... not...

2004 Jonesy MVP

Peyton Manning (ind)

Gotham City Golem

Who else? Peyton Manning's 224 points blows away the next closest guy (Dante) by more than 40. As we're reminded so often by the Golem's blowhard owner, Manning was the last pick in the first round and was therefore passed on by every single stinking team in the league. Sigh.

Maybe the days of the 200+ point running back are dead... or at least in a coma for a while. In any case, I'm guessing that the first 7/8 picks in the draft next year won't be all RB's. We shall see.

Anyway, F the regular season and let the playoffs begin!

icehouse... yow, bill