Aug 17, 1999... Bill Krieger

I know it's cliche, but it is the medium of our times...

therefore let me present...

The Top Ten McElmo Likes to Do With His Ass
Ten.

Make bubbles in the bathtub

Nine.

Bounce up and down and up and down and...

Eight.

Put temporary tatoos with cartoons on it

Seven.

Dress it up and pretend it's the Queen of England

Six.

Crack walnuts

Five.

Talk back to his Ace Ventura video

Four.

Turn it sideways so it looks like he's smiling

Three.

Roast marshmallows

Two.

Show it off to guys fom Rockford

One.

Send email with it