2000... Bill Krieger
Quote of the
at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
nothing wrong with it until I was about 12 years old,
no-talent ass clown became famous and began winning
Bolton, "Office Space"
As a newcomer to the
"have not" club, I look up jealously at the
Danny Bruessell was all happy with his 358 nibls
last week (an amazing feat given that Dan Majerle
stuck him with 27) and another 100 nibl week from
Shaq Daddy. Then Cancun slowly, calmly reached
down and pulled his nuts off with a
record-breaking (sorry Joliet) 405 nibls. How the
hell do you score 405 nibls? Well, an easy 110
nibls out of Antwain Jamison doesn't hurt. Huh?
When will this lie end?
there's our friends to the west... West Chicago
that is. You'd think if Don could conjure 326
nibls out of his Grizzlie-addled lineup, he'd be
able to beat a team that has one victory all
year. But Vegas pulled a dandy 97 nibls out of
Clifford Robinson (huh again) and paddled the
lousy WifeBeaters 353-326. Cool... I'm always
heartened to see one of my fellow losing brothers
in the East disappoint a near-contender. Oops,
wait a minute... I'm a game out of last place
Joliet had an
off-week with 286 nibls... fortunately Aruba was
in town. The once-mighty thong (lower case) were
led in scoring by future superstar Alan Henderson
with 59 nibls. For me, the only thing worse that
Hakeem being injured all these weeks, is not
being able to figure out if Keith Van Horn is
injured or not. Oh well, maybe he's just drowzy.
Oh yeah, Elk
Grove and Shakopee lost again. Maybe these guys
would benefit from a little re-organization. How
about Elk Pee and Shako-Grove? Maybe not.
Let's wrap it up with
some weekend TV analysis:
home game on ESPN Friday night... franchise
record low 11 shots on goal. Goddamn, that's like
one shot per five minutes.
Kids in the
Hall marathon... excellent.
Late in the
4th quarter, 3rd and forever and Tony Dungy wants
15-minutes-of-fame Sean King to throw the ball.
I continue to
salute the NF of L for their balls. What other
entertainment venue can completely stop the
action for five minutes so some old white guy can
look into a video display with a curtain over his
head and make the obviously wrong call? America
loves football. Geez.
Lyrics of the
A quick verse from Mr.
Reznor from the new Nails. It's better
Mutter these to
yourself screaming progressively louder with each
|how could i
|it's funny how
swore it wouldn't change
|is different now
|just like you
|would always say
|we'll make it
|then my head
|and where were
|- T Reznor,
PS - Almost forgot... went to the
Bull-Piston game Saturday afternoon. Got me some
excellent 4th row seats at about half-face off at ebay...
saw Grant Hill fall on his ass, couple a beers and a
weener, and even got a Bull victory out of the thing.
Life is good.