Victory... and Celibacy
Feb 11, 2000... Bill Krieger
Quote of the Day
"I'm supporting Bill Bradley for President... shouldn't you"
- M Jordan
Week 15... the grass is blue, the sky green:
And finally, regarding our headline this week: "Victory... and Celibacy"... I present our intra-relationship battle of the week. West Chicago stuck it to his girlfriend, the league-leading Cancun Cleavage by a score of 338-232. While Cancun owner Denise Klitz was unavailable for comment, Don Fenton was ecstatic over the surprise victory. Apparently, Don plastered Denise with "a barrage of sticky notes" exalting his victory. These notes inlcuded tiny message such as:
It seems to this observer, that Don Fenton's victory may be short-lived as he plunges himself into self-imposed celibacy with all his gloating. So, it was an interesting, chaotic week... 3 of the 4 top teams in the east win and Don Fenton chooses fantasy basketball victory over sex. Film at eleven.
NIBL All-Star Team
Give it up (no not you, Cancun) for the NIBL All-Star team...
The NIBL All-Star team is a lot less surprising than the results of week 15. I mean, Duncan, Webber, and Shaq are no surprise, right? Gary Payton was the 8th pick and shouldn't shock anyone. That leaves Michael Finley as the shocker of the league so far this year; he was taken in the 3rd round of the draft. This selection gives Joliet an all-star backcourt of Finley and Payton. The last team to field two all-stars in the backcourt was that 1999 West Chicago team with Payton and Iverson. Of course, West Chicago went on to win the whole enchilada last year. I don't, however, see Michael Finley getting a lot of playoff time, so we shall see.
The 2nd team All-Stars include: Karl Malone, Kevin Garnett, Alonzo Mourning, Jason Kidd, and Vince Carter. Of these, Vince Carter is the only player not taken in the 1st round. He was, however, an early 2nd rounder... and he's our feature photo above (Rose needs a rest, we wore her out...he he).
Finally, on a personal note, you can checkout some newly-posted pictures of "the boy"... Tyger Krieger at:
It's great fun for the whole family. Huh?