Interview with a
DogEater
December 15, 2000...
Denise Raimondo
[ Well,
actually it's Young Bill Krieger here. Hi!
I offer,
for your approval, a transcript from an interview that I
held with the head DogEater herself, Denise Raimondo.
Whew, she was cranky as a, well, cranky as a DogEater
after suffering a defeat at the hands of the Mighty Thong
that week... but, I shall dally no longer.
Enjoy ]
| Q: |
OK,
let's get into it here, what is your favorite
color? |
| Denise: |
Honestly...
purple.
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| Q: |
Can
you explain your loss the the Mighty Thong this
week? |
| Denise: |
Because
my team sucks and your team is so good. If I lose
enough, then maybe I can get Garnett next year.
|
| Q: |
We
all know about your Garnett fetish, so who is
your second favorite NBA player? |
| Denise: |
Well,
I party with Jason Williams.
|
| Q: |
Who
do you think will win the NIBL this year? |
| Denise: |
I
can't do that... I can't go there.
|
| Q: |
Why do you refuse to write NIBL
Notes (tm)? |
| Denise: |
I'm not real good at expressing
myself. (long pause) I'll tell you why... I am
not a smack-talker. I'm too nice. I do write
poetry.
|
| Q: |
Well,
if you're so artistic, would you mind drawing us
a picture? |
| Denise: |
Sure... 
[ Editor's Note: I
believe that is me (Aruba) smiling and Denise
(Manila) frowning over the week's NIBL results.
Sort of eery in a soon-to-be serial killer kind
of way. ]
|
| Q: |
Thanks
Denise. Who are your tagging? |
| Denise: |
Tommy
Dieboldt. |
[ With
this, Denise stomped off the frig for another tumbler of
vodka.
It's always
interesting to pop the hood on the brainchild behind the
NIBL's second winningest team.
Looks like
you're it, Tommy. Maybe, you can write about losing to
the Mighty Thong next week too! ]
yow, bill
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