Sleepy West Chicago
2001... Don Fenton & Denise
FROM SLEEPY WEST CHICAGO, Jan. 19th 7:19 a.m.
I have to
pose the NIBL a few questions;
1. Can we
extend weekly rosters to 9 players? Denise and I are
getting a lot of heat from The Baron, Mr. Bibby, the
newly resurgent Mo Taylor and the soon to be healthy
NBA rebounding leader Danny The Fort about sitting on
our bench each and every week. That damn Brit Amechi
can sit there and shut up.
2. Bill -
can you please tell us if the Bibby-Davis tandem
would be the starting NIBL backcourt mates on any
other teams? Only if the NIBL allowed trades!
anybody really surprised about the whole Rev. (he-he)
Jesse Jackson thing? Quote of 1991 from my Father
after only 3 Crown Royal's "if that moron ever
gets in Washington were all moving to Australia, damn
less shocking the Jesse scandal or Diablo sucking
again this year?
Speaking of sucking, welcome back to Earth Denise
John Raimondo suspend Payton from his NIBL roster for
actions detrimental to his team also? I didn't think
so, his team is so flippin' over-rated.
7. I do
have respect for the following teams this year;
Jack's buckets, Rob's rippers and Season's over
tasters, man that division sucks. Eric, will I see
you in the finals?
would it take to get John Raimondo to go to a strip
bar? I hope the answer isn't male dancers.
Raimondo going to Vegas is like Denise Fenton going
to a convent. That's not a question, but it's funny
Should I have a Super Bowl party (Balt 4, NYG 2) or a
Porn party (new pic's from CES 2001 and Jenna on the
and I leave for sunny Orlando (home of how did we all
pass on McGrady and Walla's boy Grant, thanks for Kobe!)
today. 78% of polled Basketball fans said" if given
the chance they would kick John Amechi square in the
nuts", hopefully I'll have my chance. We need a
vacation from all the stress of trying to incorporate Van
Horn into our weekly winning line-up. So we'll be back
Monday night, tanned, tired and ready to continue kicking
all of your asses. I can't wait till Cancun gets her team
back next year. Maybe I'll get some competition.
Oh yeah Bill-
Denise is wearing a orange, size too small tank top and
matching thong. Sweet dreams from West Chicago.
line-up next week, duh. 6th man Bibby.