"First Two Games For Each, Okay"

Bill Krieger... April 15, 1999

Quote of the Day

"Look at those morons in line at the post office...

I paid my taxes more than a year ago"

- H Simpson

Rules Clarification/Change of the Day

With the log jam in the East, I want to tighten up the conference tiebreaker rules. I find this detail legal-ese annoying, but since it may determine who gets into the playoffs, I want it to be air-tight.

Here's the current Article 6.4 from the Bylaws on this subject...

"Article 6.4. Teams are ranked in each conference (1 through 8) by their number of victories during the regular season. In the case of a tie (an equal number of victories), the tiebreakers are: 1) head-to-head competition, 2) team-score's in head-to-head competition, 3) total team-score during the entire regular season, 4) a flip of the coin."

I want to clarify the tiebreaker and also make the coin flip less likely. Therefore, here's the new (improved?) Article 6.4.

"Article 6.4. Teams are ranked in each conference by their winning percentage during the regular season. If two or more teams are tied (having the same winning percentage), then the tiebreakers are:

  • If two teams are tied, then the tiebreakers are: 1) better record in head-to-head games, 2) higher team-score in head-to-head games, 3) higher winning percentage in conference games, 4) higher average team-score in conference games, 5) higher average team-score in all games, and 6) a flip of the coin.

  • If more than two teams are tied, then the tiebreakers are: 1) best winning percentage in games among all teams tied, 2) highest average team-score among all teams tied, 3) highest winning percentage in conference games, 4) highest average team-score in conference games, 5) hightest average team-score in all games, and 6) a flop of the coin."

If you have any questions or problems with this change, let me know: wkrieger@ntsource.com

Another Quote of the Day

"It's spankin season,

And I got a hankerin for some spankerin"

- H Simpson

Top Ten List of the Day

First, no one watches Letterman any more, but here's a top ten list for you:

Top 10 Questions I'm Tired of Hearing from Don Fenton
10. "Did I set the scoring record this week?"
9. "What's wrong with Korn?"
8. "Do they patrol the bathrooms there?"
7. "Where'd I put my drink?"
6. "You've seen a naked lady, right?"
5. "Can you..." followed by any request, like "Can you draft my team"
4. "Is he seeing anyone?"
3. "Who am I beating this week?"
2. "How much am I winning by?"
1. "First two games for each, okay?"

Another Rules Clarification of the Day

Also, I want to clarify the rule about bad dates in your lineup. Here's Article 5.10...

Article 5.10. If a lineup mistakenly includes a date in which a player does not actually have an NBA game, then this date is replaced with the NBA player's lowest score of the remaining games during the game-week. If both dates are bad, then the two lowest scoring dates are used.

No change to this rule, but just to clarify... if one of your guys lowest scores for the week is a zero, then you get a zero score and the 6th man does not kick in. Hey, you screwed up, so you shouldn't be rewared for putting in a bad lineup. Get it?

Yet Another Quote of the Day

"Okay, how about fifty bucks and some cocaine?"

- D Strawberry

yow, bill